11 12 / 2020
dear followers, today I offer you incredibly niche content that is deeply fulfilling to me first and only. tomorrow? The Same
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02 7 / 2023
Solid fucking point
Said this to my wife and she pulled out our vase with an octopus on it. She got me.
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02 7 / 2023
#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)
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02 7 / 2023
Random bee behavior fact for those who wish to read, just because I feel like it and because it’s late and I’m stalling on sleeping:
Bumblebees may seem like passive, cuddly, and docile creatures, but they won’t hesitate to defend themselves if they feel as if their warnings aren’t being read or taken seriously.
I.e. the photos and diagram below, when a bee feels threatened they will raise one or more of their legs into the air, signaling to whatever or whomever may be bothering them as a message essentiality saying: “hey, back off, too close!”
species pictured: bombus pascuorum, bombus impatiens
If their defensive posture goes unnoticed or ignored, they may be pushed into defending themselves by stinging (which is also a stressful experience for not only one such as yourself, but also for the bee.) If you ever find yourself getting close to a bumblebee while taking pictures, walking close to them, or just admiring them, remember this posture! If a bee does this, it is simply asking you to take a step back as it feels it is being threatened.
Now you can understand and use this knowledge to your advantage if you ever come across one in the future. (Of course, because it’s very hard not to anthropomorphize animals, I do have to admit that they do look pretty cute when doing it. Just remember to respect them though!)
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02 7 / 2023
hey what was in the water with the stucky fandom for real they did some off the fucking chainnnn things on ao3 and for what.
the full on courtroom drama fics. the illustrated fics on ao3 that were like fucking baroque oil paintings. the epistolary shit. some mf wrote pieces of a fake book by a historian. we had works cited. this fanfction has a bibliography. how can we bottle this and distribute it en masse to other fandoms.
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02 7 / 2023
Twitter: what level of enshittification are you on?
Tumblr: I dunno, 4, maybe 5? We took away the ability to easily go directly to an individual post off the dashboard and we’re still trying to Pivot to Streaming
Twitter: you are like little baby. watch this
Twitter: [BANS READING POSTS]
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01 7 / 2023
01 7 / 2023
rock-fish-deactivated20201231:
Finally some good fucking news
they concluded that the rats were having fun partially bc the rats voluntarily initiated games, hopped around joyfully and teased researchers by pretending to come close and then skittering away. rats are Very Good
These scientists are getting grant money to play games with rats all day and that is just, living the dream.
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01 7 / 2023
concept print:
“ART THOU FUCKLESS”
using the ace flag as a colour schemeokay okay currently on the new/renewed print designs list:
- Dracula Daily Facebook Rant
- Fuck Around And Find Out
- But soft, what baja through yonder window blasts
- Whalefall
- The Ides of March: A Callout
- Art Thou Fuckless
- Do Good Recklessly (redo)
- Limerick Rolled (redo)
god i’m gonna have a VERY busy next week or so
WE BEGIN WITH THE NEW PRINTS!
By popular demand, you can now buy yourself a TOTALLY not unhinged Jonathan Harker letter! Wax seal of your choice is included and it comes folded in with a paprika hendl recipe, on 65lb vellum finish
@re-dracula I think I remember saying I’d @ you about this when it’s complete

















